Brother and I passed by a bar called Friends, with the slogan “come as a guest, leave as a friend”
Bro: “what if I shit in your bar”
Me: “you’ll be the friend who shat in the bar”
I was looking at the Softs and they say decorated military service and list purple heart and bronze stars.... any other military or more familiar here got an opinion on what qualifies as decorated for softs? Cause I have an 18 stack with a bunch of badges and fancy things