ObeseEfficaciousSnake

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Unrepentant-Caucasian

11:12

*intimidating

bunnynoise

11:15

I think being interested in things like independent cinema and experimental fiction is just part of being an intellectually curious person who engages with the world. The pejorative connotations attached to the words used to describe these kinds of people are symptomatic of our current anti-intellectual culture

bunnynoise

11:16

Dating in law school is kinda risky bc everyone could be a future colleague

Unrepentant-Caucasian

11:17

@bunnynoise: I agree, but America's always had an an anti-intellectual culture. Despite Vivek Ramaswamy's best efforts, we are a nation of wannabe team captains and prom queens, and we've always hated and feared anyone who has dared to like anything besides mass-market slop

Unrepentant-Caucasian

11:19

Sure, but when an ex is a future colleague, that gives you leverage. Imagine being interviewed by your last ex-boyfriend for a job. Just tell him, "Hire me at once, or I'm telling everyone about your weird fetish." You'd get the job instantly

bunnynoise

11:21

Vivek wants us to only consume hustle culture media. Just another form of slop.

triplethread

11:21

thats funny

snow

11:23

vivek always on some weird shit

triplethread

11:24

idek who that is i thought you named dropped one of my clients because i swear i have 3 with that same name

snow

11:24

lmaooooo

bunnynoise

11:24

Same slop different trough

triplethread

11:25

indian names are so interesting. there is little to no variety

triplethread

11:25

mainly bc a bunch of them are family names

triplethread

11:26

like they reuse their first names for last names and stuff

snow

11:26

yall ever been to a hotel without a cuck chair?

triplethread

11:26

yes.

triplethread

11:26

where is cynic hes a huge cuck

Unrepentant-Caucasian

11:27

Never. Sounds lonely.

KnowledgeableRitzyWasp

11:27

we love our cuck inclusive hotels

snow

11:27

yall ever seen that guy who makes brisket in hotel bathtubs?

triplethread

11:28

no (:

snow

11:29

https://www.tiktok.com/@barfly7777/video/7282775283009129759?lang=en i gotchu

bunnynoise

11:29

i would also like to know where cynic is. im bored at work i need him to send me instagram reels

Unrepentant-Caucasian

11:30

My funniest hotel-bathtub related story is: One time, while traveling to Arizona with my college mock trial team, a girl caught a javelina in the hotel parking lot, thinking it was a lost pet. She then proceeded to take it back to her room, keeping it in the bathtub while she went and knocked on random people's doors, asking if they'd lost their pet pig.

triplethread

11:31

he's been MIA

triplethread

11:31

i also need his reels

Unrepentant-Caucasian

11:31

By the time she figured out it was a wild animal, it had pooped all over the tub, and she had to wrangle the poop-covered pig back outside, then spent like 4 hours scrubbing the carpet of the hotel room.

bunnynoise

11:33

She should’ve put a diaper on it

soap

11:36

I think the points around anti intellectualism are right, but I think that the reason for the H1B visas aren’t that there aren’t qualified American engineers — I know plenty of engineers who did well in school struggling to find a job — I think they wanna pay less and American engineers will want to be compensated more

soap

11:37

I think this could be solved by mandating that employers have to pay a high yearly fee for an H1B visa, so that way it’s only used for true and urgent work shortages

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