One time there was a guy in my poli sci class who told me he had a pair of expensive sneakers delayed in the mail and we kept talking and he told me someone from the internet gave him the money to buy them because they appreciated him for his “truth telling.” Then I looked him up and he was an internet famous gay conservative
But mark my words: I will ring in 2026 at the Harvard Club in Boston, celebrating my straight-A grades, and toasting amidst dozens of law school buddies.