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Legal Definitions - bastard

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Definition of bastard

Definition: A bastard is a child born to a married woman whose husband is not the father of the child. The word is often used as a slur and is not commonly used in family-law contexts anymore.

For example, if a woman has an affair and becomes pregnant, the child she gives birth to would be considered a bastard if her husband is not the biological father.

In some cases, a child born through artificial insemination may also be considered an adulterine bastard if the husband did not consent to the procedure and is not the biological father. However, if the husband did consent, he is generally considered the legal father of the child.

Overall, the term bastard is considered offensive and should not be used to describe a child or person.

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Simple Definition

A bastard is a child who is born to a married woman but the father is not her husband. It is not a nice word to use and is often used to insult people. Because of this, it is not used very much anymore in legal situations. If a woman has a baby through artificial insemination, the husband cannot deny that the baby is his. This type of baby is sometimes called an adulterine bastard.

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