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A quick definition of embracer:

Term: EMBRACER

Definition: An embracer is someone who tries to bribe a judge or juror to influence their decision. It's like trying to cheat in a game by giving someone money to make them do what you want. It's not allowed and it's against the law.

A more thorough explanation:

Definition: An embracer is someone who tries to bribe a judge or juror in order to influence their decision. The term comes from the offense of embracery, which involves attempting to corrupt the legal process.

Example: The businessman was caught trying to offer money to the judge in exchange for a favorable ruling. He was charged with embracery and faced serious consequences.

Explanation: This example illustrates how an embracer might try to use bribery to influence a legal decision. It shows how this behavior is illegal and can result in serious consequences for the person involved.

embracee | embracery

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BulbasaurNoLikeCardio

11:30

When I get home I think I will pull up a youtube yoga video and lay out the mat by the fireplace now, feeling guilty I haven't been stretching properly

1a2b3c4d26z

11:30

tighter you are, more potential energy you have. Your body is a spring. It's just physics

m10

11:30

Exactly.

JumpySubsequentDolphin

11:30

yoga classes stress me out

WorthlessAttractiveZombie

11:31

W&L put their scholarship info on the portal for those who were admitted 11/12

m10

11:31

Gotta always be ready to release that energy. Like if I am in a fight at the bar, I just gotta bust out a couple punches. No stretching.

JumpySubsequentDolphin

11:31

the instructor will be like "forget all of the things that youre stressing about" which reminds me of all of the things im stressing about

BulbasaurNoLikeCardio

11:32

I am too competitive to do yoga classes with other people. Try to stretch better or further then hurt myself lmao I am beyond competitive in anything physical.

babycat

11:32

if you guys all pay me to be your lsat tutor I can afford to do Pilates classes

JumpySubsequentDolphin

11:32

hot yoga was fun

JumpySubsequentDolphin

11:32

i loved barre and pilates when i did them together

m10

11:33

Here's an article from Testosterone nation for all you men out there on why stretching is bullshit. https://archive.t-nation.com/training/stretching-is-b-s/

snow

11:36

M so close to crashing out

BulbasaurNoLikeCardio

11:36

@babycat: If the person I am mentoring decides to listen to my advice instead of just discussing my advice I will pay you to tutor her. You seem like a smart, good and well put together person that she can probably learn well from.

babycat

11:37

Aw that’s so sweet Bulbasaur <3

EvolBunny

11:39

@m10: stretching absolutely helps with tight tendons lol

EvolBunny

11:39

now kiss

m10

11:40

@EvolBunny: Indeed! I am just riffing. Practicing for when I get into Chicago and do standup there on the weekends and get mad pussy.

EvolBunny

11:40

You only do cardio on the weekends ;)

babycat

11:40

@m10: I have a friend that does this but he doesn’t get mad pussy

m10

11:40

I'll work that in! Sounds like a good way to segway.

m10

11:41

@babycat: yeah, well unlike 99.99% of people who do standup I will.

BulbasaurNoLikeCardio

11:41

To do stand up comedy you have to have fat balls, that is awesome

m10

11:41

Woah, I got little balls. Like Adam Friedland. I ain't no Stavros.

WelfareIsACat

11:44

what are we hoping for today?

m10

11:44

Nothing. No news is good news for me.

xxRushWaysxx

11:44

Crickets coming from my status update

babycat

11:45

dk are we gonna go to a homoerotic law school together?

EvolBunny

11:45

@m10: at undergrad froshers: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YEarMyIAzs

m10

11:46

@EvolBunny: God damn, classic Randy.

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