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Fortune 500

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A quick definition of Fortune 500:

Fortune 500: A list of the 500 biggest companies in the United States that is published every year in Fortune magazine. It shows which companies are the most successful and powerful in the country.

A more thorough explanation:

The Fortune 500 is a list of the 500 biggest companies in the United States. It is published every year by Fortune magazine.

For example, in 2021, the top three companies on the Fortune 500 list were Walmart, Amazon, and Exxon Mobil.

This list is important because it shows which companies are the most successful and influential in the country. It can also be used by investors to make decisions about where to put their money.

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TGM

18:39

@texaslawhopefully: alas, haven’t even gotten an interview (applied around thanksgiving)

cheriebomb

18:39

Yeah I would delay as long as you have plausible deniability

TGM

18:40

I actually do have a transcript issue that registrar needs to resolve, should I say that

TGM

18:41

(Course marked as Incomplete that’s supposed to be removed)

TGM

18:41

not sure if I should email them to say that, or just hold off on sending it and not give an excuse

cheriebomb

18:41

I think I just wouldn’t reach out and if they ask for them then say that

Dkk

18:41

@tgm Yeah sounds good, say that if they ask

MeekGlibCrow

18:47

hey yall

MeekGlibCrow

18:47

im premed idk why im here

cheriebomb

18:48

we’re like cool and sexy and fun I get it

MeekGlibCrow

18:48

true i love ur user

cheriebomb

18:49

thank you my little crow friend

Dkk

18:50

Med law easy done

KnowledgeableRitzyWasp

18:51

medicine is a scam

KnowledgeableRitzyWasp

18:51

join the ethically ambiguous legal field instead

Dkk

18:57

I want to meet an attorney that defends clients who run into flat earth problems. I want an attorney that knows and believes in flat earth theory.

cheriebomb

19:04

https://whitney.org/collection/works/62454

cheriebomb

19:05

i want a flat earther for president. i want a guy who posts on 4chan for president. i want someone who mogs for president.

Dkk

19:18

Exactly. My version of that awful poem.

Dkk

19:19

I can accept a president with maybe one or two of the poems traits hut good God, all of them??? No ty.

windyMagician

19:20

president who respects sex is crazy

windyMagician

19:20

we had bill clinton already

Dkk

19:21

Bill Clinton, first and last black president

windyMagician

19:23

I want to go running but my leg feels weird

windyMagician

19:23

it doesn't hurt its just tingly

Dkk

19:26

It needs more alcohol. You tingle when your nerves need watering.

cheriebomb

19:27

try stretching it maybe to see what's up

windyMagician

19:27

stretches make me think it's just soreness

windyMagician

19:27

I'm sober lol

Dkk

19:38

Anyone else get the google notification that your LSD password has been compromised lol. LSD got hacked.

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