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A quick definition of Fortune 500:

Fortune 500: A list of the 500 biggest companies in the United States that is published every year in Fortune magazine. It shows which companies are the most successful and powerful in the country.

A more thorough explanation:

The Fortune 500 is a list of the 500 biggest companies in the United States. It is published every year by Fortune magazine.

For example, in 2021, the top three companies on the Fortune 500 list were Walmart, Amazon, and Exxon Mobil.

This list is important because it shows which companies are the most successful and influential in the country. It can also be used by investors to make decisions about where to put their money.

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m10

10:58

Best job on the wbesite rn.

BulbasaurNoLikeCardio

11:00

If you do it from the attorney side you will be skirting the left and right limits of laws like the NDAA to conduct domestic espionage or how to kidnap or spy on people in foreign countries without committing war/international crimes. JAG would be very very general and location based. At one unit you can be the personal attorney to a commander not even having your own office or desk, next one you can be leading the prosecution of terrorist and rapist and the next one be the legal OK for drone striking people. It is a very varied job you have little control over.

Dkk

11:01

Lmfao, so true.

BulbasaurNoLikeCardio

11:02

The last jag I worked with had a folding picnic table as his desk and had to bring his office chair home every night because people would steal it and he hated using a bucket as a seat. All he did was keep commanders from being fired cause they kept doing illegal shit. It is a varied journey.

Dkk

11:04

This is so true. I still have my folding table. I put alcohol on it now and it is my home bar.

EvolBunny

11:04

How do you recommend grooming a child so they become a sf operator?

EvolBunny

11:05

Asking for my future child who will get boot camp from birth

Dkk

11:05

Make em read books and hope they go that route.

LSDFan

11:05

give them a TBI as soon as possible

Dkk

11:06

LMFAO

EvolBunny

11:06

@Dkk: "im the man of the house now i am buying a gun:

babycat

11:06

For one I would try not asking questions that start with “How do you recommend grooming a child?”

EvolBunny

11:06

lol people just have bad connotations with it, is it grooming to have your kid play hockey with you and watch games so they want to play when they turn 6?

Dkk

11:06

@EvolBunny: Maybe, maybe but I think the TBI is better advice.

EvolBunny

11:07

yes, is it bad?

jackfrost11770

11:07

gtown baby talk to me .... i know ppl on reddit are mad at u rn maybe like give some As so ppl chill out (mad for valid reason)

Dkk

11:07

From google "TBI stands for traumatic brain injury, which is an injury to the brain caused by an external force"

LSDFan

11:07

all SF operators have TBI's

Mostlylegal

11:07

@shaquilleoatmeal: what do you mean by invite, interview invite?

EvolBunny

11:07

all serial killers drank milk as childs

Mostlylegal

11:08

children*

EvolBunny

11:08

whoore*

BulbasaurNoLikeCardio

11:08

@LSDFan: They call it operator syndrome now at the VA

LSDFan

11:09

lol

EvolBunny

11:09

I thought it was door kicker syndrome from all the breaching

Dkk

11:09

Ahh childhood, what a sweet sexual time of discovery. Takes me back.

Dkk

11:09

https://www.reddit.com/r/americandad/comments/wtr1sq/ah_childhood_such_a_sweet_sexual_time_s13e03/

BulbasaurNoLikeCardio

11:09

Who knew firing thousands of rounds and being next to explosions was bad for our brains

EvolBunny

11:09

It is almost like the people doing that used to die fast

EvolBunny

11:10

Didnt plan on anyone living long enough lol

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