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Simple English definitions for legal terms

procurement

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A quick definition of procurement:

Procurement: Procurement is the act of obtaining something. It can also mean persuading someone, especially a woman or child, to have sex with you, which is illegal and wrong.

A more thorough explanation:

Definition: Procurement is the act of obtaining something. It can also refer to persuading someone to have sex with you, which is illegal.

Example 1: The company's procurement department is responsible for purchasing all the materials needed for production.

Example 2: The man was arrested for attempting to procure a young girl for sex.

In the first example, procurement refers to the process of obtaining materials for a company. In the second example, procurement is used in a negative context to describe the illegal act of trying to persuade someone to have sex with you.

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18:41
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TGM
18:41
not sure if I should email them to say that, or just hold off on sending it and not give an excuse
18:41
I think I just wouldn’t reach out and if they ask for them then say that
Dkk
18:41
@tgm Yeah sounds good, say that if they ask
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we’re like cool and sexy and fun I get it
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Dkk
18:50
Med law easy done
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Dkk
19:18
Exactly. My version of that awful poem.
Dkk
19:19
I can accept a president with maybe one or two of the poems traits hut good God, all of them??? No ty.
windyMagician
19:20
president who respects sex is crazy
windyMagician
19:20
we had bill clinton already
Dkk
19:21
Bill Clinton, first and last black president
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